Productivity.

Marathoning Law & Order on Netflix on demand counts as studying right?

Thought so. Good. Carry on.

Quote.

Soleil:  I hate it when people say Juris Doctor. Makes me want to bite them.

Lisa:  Some people are like that.  They’re like “it’s technically a doctorate degree, i’m technically a doctor.”  No, you’re technically an asshole. I probably got into the wrong profession for someone with such a low tolerance for pretense.


And now the real games begin…

Classes are over. Countdown to civil procedure exam: 13 days.

Now it’s time to really get to work. Good luck, everyone!

And now contracts!

Last contracts class was today. Countdown to exam: 19 days. And when that one is over, I’m done.

No more torts!

Finished up my last torts class today. Countdown to the exam: 10 days!

I love going to a school where at the end of the last class the professor gives an inspiring speech and the whole class applauds as he/she exits.

And now Jezebel is getting involved…

This whole Wellesley drama has certainly escalated. Even Jezebel wrote an article about it.

All I have to say to Jeremy Pham? Good luck with the job search when you graduate!

Strange sightings.

So I’m sitting in Starbucks (by the grace of being within the range of the Columbia University wireless) and at the table next to me sit two morbidly obese women sharing a roast chicken. In a Starbucks. What the hell.

And the smell is really distracting. I haven’t eaten in six hours.

Ah, Wellesley…

How I miss your never-ending drama (not).

I wasn’t kidding about the fish.

Meet my new, as-yet-unnamed friend!!

He’s much happier now than he was when he was sitting in a plastic bag in my sink.

 

WTH happened last night??

I woke up and there was a live fish in my sink.